Song Samples
Casting
Flexible casting from 11-40 students. Use as
many Toys, Mice, etc. in each
scene as desired. One student
can easily play several roles if
needed, and individual roles
can be doubled up (Marie,
Drosselmeier, and Nutcracker/
Nephew are in several scenes
and actors can easily be
swapped out halfway through). Note that all roles can be
played by either boys or girls.
CHARACTERS:
Pyotr Tchaikovsky
Lev Ivanov
Marie
Fritz
Louise
Godfather Drosselmeier
Mouse King
Mouse Soldiers (2)
Nutcracker/Nephew
Clara
Toys (2)
Soldiers (2)
Dollies (4)
ETA Hoffmann
Alexandre Dumas
King
Queen
Lady Mouserings
Astrologer
Princess
and a CHORUS composed of all actors who are not playing
roles on stage at the time.
Script
This is the first third of the script.
(CLASS enters and sings:)
Song 1 -
Listen to a clip now!
Welcome to our Nutcracker; we all hope you like it
Welcome to our Nutcracker; having fun is our one goal.
We took the tale and shrunk it under half an hour
No way we overthunk it; that is not the way we roll!
There's not one arabesque in sight all night
We've got jokes and a song or eight, all great!
GROUP A: You're gonna wanna hear it all
GROUP B: You're gonna wanna cheer it all
GROUP A: You're gonna wanna use your flash
GROUP B: You're gonna wanna give us cash.
A: You're gonna wanna
B: Gonna wanna
A: Gonna wanna
B: Gonna wanna
ALL: Gonna wish that you were us today!
All set, so let's get cracking; time to tell our story
Watch close, there's nothing lacking; crazy plot but lots of fun!
Welcome to our Nutcracker; we all hope you like it
Welcome to our Nutcracker; hey, the Overture is done!
(TCHAIKOVSKY and IVANOV enter.)
TCHAIKOVSKY: That song sounded familiar.
IVANOV: It should, Tchaikovsky. You wrote it.
TCHAI: I WHAT? I don't think so. Those don't sound
like lyrics I would write.
IVANOV: They're not. A modern composer wrote them
using your music, the Miniature Overture from the
Nutcracker Suite.
TCHAI: Can they do that?
IVANOV: Well, yes. Because you're dead.
TCHAI (looking disappointed): Oh, that again. It does get in the
way of things. You're dead too, aren't you?
IVANOV: Oh certainly! It was way back in 1892 when I, Lev
Ivanov, worked with you on the Nutcracker Ballet.
TCHAI: Oh, that's right! I wrote the music and you choreographed
the dancing. Is the show we're about to see going to be a ballet?
IVANOV: I don't think so. There was a line in there about "no
arabesques in sight, all night." I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't
want arabesques in the thousands, but that's what the song said.
TCHAI: So this is probably something new-fangled?
IVANOV: I'm afraid so.
TCHAI: With the same really weird plot?
IVANOV: Almost certainly.
TCHAI (indicates audience): And so these people should just go
with it if they feel like some things don't make a whole lot of sense?
IVANOV: Absolutely!
TCHAI: Well, it's only 30 minutes. How bad can it be?
IVANOV: Good point. Let's begin!
TCHAI: We start at the home of three children: Louise, Fritz, and
Marie.
IVANOV: They are eagerly awaiting their Godfather Drosselmeier,
who is a fantastic clock and toy maker...
(THEY exit. MARIE, FRITZ , and LOUISE enter. MARIE
and FRITZ look eagerly out the window while LOUISE does
something teenagerish.)
FRITZ: I see him! Godfather Drosselmeier! Right there!
MARIE: Where? (SHE pauses, then elbows him.) That's not
Godfather! That's the old lady from down the street.
FRITZ: OOOH! THERE!
MARIE: Fritz! That's a DOG!
LOUISE (trying to appear mature): Will you
kids stop fidgeting? He'll be here soon.
MARIE: Oh, don't try to be so grown-up,
Louise!
FRITZ: Yeah! You want presents from
Godfather as much as we do.
LOUISE (giggling): You're right! He makes
the most wonderful clocks and toys.
FRITZ: I hope he won't ask us any of his
weird questions, though.
LOUISE: He always does. But it's worth it!
ALL THREE (grabbing hands and skipping excitedly in a circle):
Pre-sents! Pre-sents! Pre-sents!
(THEY sing:)
Song 2 -
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OH! YEAH!
We just can't wait we just can't wait
OH! YEAH!
We just can't wait we just can't wait
OH! YEAH!
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
OH! YEAH!
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!
Godfather comes once a year
He's rather strange but oh so dear
Drosselmeier's our favorite guy
He's kinda weird; we let it slide
Bring toys
Bring toys
Bring toys bring toys
Bring toys for all the girls and boys
OH! YEAH!
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!
OH! YEAH!
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
So excited so excited
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!
(DROSSELMEIER enters.)
DROSSELMEIER (to MARIE): What's the square root of 9145?
MARIE: Six and a half.
DROSSEL: Wrong! (to FRITZ) What's the secret ingredient in the
sauerkraut served at Heinrich's Hofbrau?
FRITZ: Salamanders!
DROSSEL: Wrong! (to LOUISE) What did the philosopher of
Bankaresh say to the lemon tree at midnight?
LOUISE: "I know you have friends. I know you tell lies. I know you
serve your country."
DROSSEL (astonished): Why yes, that is right!
FRITZ: Do you have any toys for us?
MARIE: Or dolls?
LOUISE: Fritz! Marie! How rude! Godfather, I'm so sorry.
DROSSEL: They are children. Born rude! You were the same when
you were their age.
LOUISE: Ouch. Sorry.
DROSSEL: Well my greedy little mites, here are the gifts I have
brought. (HE pulls out a small clock for LOUISE, a toy soldier for
FRITZ, a doll for MARIE, and a Nutcracker.)
KIDS (hugging their gifts): Thank you!
DROSSEL (holds up toy Nutcracker): And THIS is a special gift for
the whole family. Watch this! (HE pulls out a nut and puts it in the
Nutcracker's mouth and cracks it. NOTE: A toy Nutcracker really
doesn't crack nuts, so just pantomime it.)
(KIDS clap appreciatively)
LOUISE: A Nutcracker! How fun!
FRITZ: Yeah, but can it crack THIS?
(FRITZ jams his toy or some other small object in the
Nutcracker's mouth, and the Nutcracker's jaw breaks. You
might choose to play a loud noise at this moment or simply
have the actors' reactions make it clear that the Nutcracker
has been damaged.)
MARIE (very upset): Fritz, you BROKE it!
DROSSEL: Greedy AND thoughtless! (HE wraps
a bandage/scarf around the Nutcracker and gives
it to MARIE.) See if you can fix this. Now begone
with you, mites. I'm going to visit with your
parents.
LOUISE: Come to bed, Marie.
MARIE (cradling the Nutcracker): I'm going to stay up for a while
and take care of him.
(ALL exit except MARIE. SHE yawns and falls asleep.
CLARA, an old-fashioned china doll, and TOYS enter.
THEY suddenly notice MARIE and stop short.)
CLARA: Yikes! I thought it was safe for us toys to come to life!
TOY #1: Why is Marie sleeping in the living room?
TOY #2: How terrifying! Stumbling on a human face when you're
not expecting it!
CLARA: I know. They are SO creepy.
TOY #1: Glad she's asleep anyway. When
they're awake they just STARE at you with
those blank eyes.
TOY #2: It's the main reason I'm in
therapy.
TOY #1: Is it?
MARIE (waking and sitting up, rubbing
her eyes): Clara! Is that you? Genie?
Bunny? [substitute names as needed.]
You're alive!
TOY #2: No we're not.
MARIE: Yes you are! You're alive!
TOY #1 (waving fingers like a magician or hypnotist): You're just
dreaming, Marie. Go back to sleep...
CLARA (to TOYS): Drop the act, guys. The jig's up.
(CLARA and TOYS sing; MARIE watches from the side.)
Song 3 -
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All your toys and dolls come alive
Every single night
While you're sleeping
Teasing and amusing
Joking and a-schmoozing
Taking time for musing on complexities of life.
All your toys and dolls come alive
Every single night
While you're sleeping
Playing and competing
Writing and spreadsheeting
We're free and blithe.
Why don't we try to earn our keep
When all the humans are asleep?
Why don't we help with all the chores
While Daddy drools and Mommy snores?
Do the laundry, do the dishes, trim the hedges, feed the fishes
Clean the oven, yes it's yucky
Good thing we are fit and plucky!
TOY #1:
Dust the blinds and scour the tub and take the fridge apart and
scrub
TOY #2:
Find what rolled beneath the chair
(Our little hands can get in there)
CLARA:
And do repair the creaky stair right there
TOYS #1 and 2:
We just might do it all if you believed your kids when they say
CLARA, TOYS, and CHORUS:
All your toys and dolls come alive
Every single night
While you're sleeping
Teasing and amusing
Joking and a-schmoozing
Taking time for musing on complexities of life.
All your toys and dolls come alive
Every single night
While you're sleeping
Playing and competing
Writing and spreadsheeting
We're free and blithe.
(CLARA and TOYS exit. NUTCRACKER and SOLDIERS
enter.)
This concludes the first one-third of the script.
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