Song Samples
Full Song List
1. “California Missions—and More”
2. “Don’t Call Us Indians”
3. “Missions, Presidios and Pueblos”
4. "Hear the Bells"
5. “Gotta Build a Mission”
6. “Where Do We Go Now?”
7. “We’re Tired of Cattle”
8. “Here We Come”
9. “Gold, Don’t Say Gold”
10. “Eureka/California Missions and More (Reprise)”
Casting
Flexible casting from 11-40 students.
Use as many Administrators, Wives, Californios, etc. as desired.
One student can easily play several roles if needed. Note that all roles
can be played by either boys or girls.
Script
This is the first one-third of the script:
CHARACTERS:
JB (Director)
Johnson (assistant to JB)
Native Americans (group #1)
Joseph de Gálvez
Administrators
Junipero Serra
Captain Portolá
Set Director
Girl
Native Americans (group #2)
Costume Designer
Ranchero Wives
Farmers (husband and wife)
James Polk
Jedediah Smith
John Sutter
James Marshall
Californians
and a Chorus made up of all students who are not playing roles at the
time.
(Lots of people are busy on a movie set. They are moving things around,
rushing back and forth. There is a director’s chair that says,
cleverly enough,
"DIRECTOR" on the back. The Director, JB, enters, with her assistant
JOHNSON, who always carries a clipboard.)
JB (shouting out directions, perhaps clapping hands to get attention):
Okay, people, let’s get moving. We’ve got a movie to film
and we’re
already behind schedule.
JOHNSON: We’re all set, JB.
(to CAST and CREW of movie)
Your heard the director. Scene One of JB’s most brilliant work,
"California Missions."
JB (cringing): Aaaach.
JOHSNON: What is it, JB?
JB: That title. California Missions. It’s so, so…
JOHNSON: Mundane?
JB (ignoring JOHNSON): So…
JOHNSON: Prosaic?
JB: Icky. It’s icky. It needs something more.
(Thinks for a second, and then a lightbulb goes on over her head)
I’ve got it! Johnson, I’m a genius.
JOHNSON: What is it?
JB: The new title of my movie:
(pause: emphasize the “and more”)
California Missions—and more.
JOHNSON: Brilliant, JB!
Song 1 -
Listen now!
CLASS (sings):
We’re gonna make a movie ’bout the Missions
The kind of film our fans will all adore
Yeah it’s got grit and luster
A holiday blockbuster
California Missions—Missions and more.
Early California, so exciting
There’s mountains and there’s valleys to explore
A history bonanza
A film extravaganza
California Missions—Missions and more.
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
On with the show
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Cue the lights and cam’ras here we go.
From Spanish exploration up to statehood
There’s tragedy and romance here galore.
Let’s travel the king’s highway
JB:
As long as it is my way
CLASS:
California Missions—Missions and more.
California Missions—Missions and more.
(JB takes her seat in the Director’s chair. The set clears. Three
NATIVE
AMERICANS enter. Note that the gender is important for two of these
characters.)
JOHNSON: Okay, Scene One. It’s the sixteenth century, before the
Spanish start exploring California. Where are the Indians?
NATIVE AMERICAN #1: Excuse me.
JOHNSON: Oh, you’re here. You look great.
NA #1 (female): Thanks. But you really shouldn’t call us Indians.
NA#2 (male): That’s right. There are hundreds of thousands of
us
throughout the west coast, and we belong to dozens of different tribes.
NA #3: Hey, has anybody seen my acorns?
(looks around, panicked)
I think I’ve lost my acorns!
JOHNSON: What?
NA #2 (pointing): Is that them in that basket over there?
NA #3: Yes! My acorns!
(races over and grabs basket)
I love acorns. Little ones. Big ones. Some of them get these cute little
lines on them and look just like they’re smiling. See? There are
fourteen
different varieties of acorn in early California. Would you like me to
name
them?
JOHNSON: No! I mean, we’ve got to shoot this scene. Are you all
so, uh,
fond of acorns?
NA #1: No. That’s the point. We live in all kinds of places and
live all
kinds of lives.
Song 2 -
Listen now!
NA #1:
Some of us make baskets
NA #2:
Some make great canoes
NA #3:
Some of us wear deerskins
NA #1:
Some wear just tattoos.
NA #1:
I live in the desert
NA #2:
I live by the sea
NA #3:
I live in the mountains
Near an acorn tree!
ALL THREE:
Don’t call us Indians
We are not all the same
Don’t call us Indians
We do not know that name
We’re Chumash and we’re Yokuts
Miwok and Pomo too
Don’t call us Indians
If that’s alright with you.
NA #1:
Some of us pick berries
NA #2:
Some of us catch fish
NA #3:
Some of us find acorns
What a nutty dish!
(getting carried away)
Acorn paste for breakfast
Really tasty goop
Lunch is acorn porridge
Dinner’s acorn soup!
(Spoken:) I LOVE acorns!
ALL THREE and CHORUS:
Don’t call us Indians
We are not all the same
Don’t call us Indians
We do not know that name
We’re Chumash and we’re Yokuts
Miwok and Pomo too
Don’t call us Indians
If that’s alright with you.
(NATIVE AMERICANS exit)
JB: Cut! Brilliant. Perfect. It’s got a message but it’s
catchy. And there’s
the food angle. I’m not a big fan of acorn porridge myself, but
I think there
may be an untapped audience out there of nut lovers. Johnson—get
me
on one of those cooking shows for the publicity tour.
JOHNSON: Right, JB. Okay, Scene Two. We need Joseph de Gálvez
on the stage. Where is the Spanish Visitor-General of Mexico?
GÁLVEZ: (entering, accompanied by ADMINSTRATORS. HE is holding
a letter):
At last my request has been granted from the king. We shall send an
expedition to Alta California and colonize it for Spain.
ADMINISTRATOR #1: Excellent, Governor Gálvez. But we Spanish
have
claimed all of California for 200 years. In 1542 Cabrillo sailed to San
Diego,
and in 1602 Vizcaíno charted Monterey Bay. Why send an expedition
now
in 1769?
GÁLVEZ: Why now? Because the Russians and British are poking
their
noses around our territory. Why now? Because for 200 years we have
done nothing with Alta California. Why now? Because it will be fun!
ADMINISTRATOR #2: But how do we do it?
GÁLVEZ: How? How we always do it, of course. We’ll follow
the famous
Spanish three-step plan to territorial expansion.
ADMINISTRATORS #1 and #2 (together): The three-step plan?
GÁLVEZ: Don’t they teach you anything in college these
days? Your
résumés explicitly stated that you had taken Imperialism
101: Introduction
to Being a Colonial Power.
ADMINISTRATOR #1: Uh, I think I may have missed a couple of those
classes.
GÁLVEZ: The three-step plan of expansion is quite simple. Repeat
after
me: Missions.
ADMINISTRATORS #1 and #2 (together): Missions.
GÁLVEZ: Presidios.
ADMINISTRATORS #1 and #2 (together, baffled): Presidios?
GÁLVEZ: Presidios are forts. And the third step is pueblos. Pueblos are cities.
ADMINISTRATORS #1 and #2 (together): Pueblos.
GÁLVEZ: All together now.
ADMINISTRATORS #1 and #2 (together, chanting, going faster and faster):
Missions, presidios, and pueblos. Missions, presidios and pueblos.
Missions, presidios and pueblos. RAH!
GÁLVEZ: Now you get it.
Song 3 -
Listen now!
The first step towards our ambition
Is to build ourselves a mission
And then turn the natives Christian
It’s really for the best
Then we’ll fortify that mission
With presidios positioned
To discourage opposition
To our California quest.
GÁLVEZ and ADMINISTRATORS:
Missions, presidios and pueblos
A three-step plan to stretch our Spanish rule
Missions, presidios and pueblos
The New World will be ours
The New World will be ours
The New World will be ours and that’s so cool.
For step three we’ll build a city
Though this pueblo won’t be pretty
A few families tough and gritty
Will ranch and farm the land
You might call it colonizing
But we’re really globalizing
Though the natives are down-sizing
In the end they’ll like the plan!
GÁLVEZ, ADMINISTRATORS and CHORUS:
Missions, presidios and pueblos
A three-step plan to stretch our Spanish rule
Missions, presidios and pueblos
The New World will be ours
The New World will be ours
The New World will be ours and that’s so cool.
(THEY exit)
JB (from chair): I love it. It’s got pathos. I don’t even
know what pathos is,
but I know that scene’s got it. Keep rolling. Cue Junipero!
(JUNIPERO SERRA and CAPTAIN PORTOLÁ enter)
PORTOLÁ: Father Serra, the mission here in San Diego is really
beginning
to take shape.
SERRA: It is a miracle, Captain Portolá. I thought our overland
trip here
from Mexico was difficult, but it was even harder for the ships. We are
fortunate that more of us did not die.
PORTOLÁ: True. But we have now established a Spanish presence
in
San Diego and Monterey.
SERRA: And someday we will have missions and pueblos up and down
California along El Camino Real, the King’s highway.
PORTOLÁ: Perhaps you too will be famous one day. Children will
study
Father Junipero Serra and his missions.
SERRA: Ya think? Naaaaah. Wouldn’t that be horribly boring? I
am just
a humble Franciscan friar doing my best to serve as I can.
PORTOLÁ: The mission is almost finished. Soon we will hang up
the bells.
SERRA: Ah, I love the bells. They have traveled a long distance to become
part of our little mission. Our building is modest now, but someday it
will
rise up with tall brick walls. The ringing of the bells means our work
here has
just begun:
Song 4 -
Listen now!
Hear the bells
Cheer the bells
These lovely bells gonna ring away
Hear the bells
San Diego to Monterey.
I love the smell of adobe
Drying in the sun
The walls are rising
Let’s start baptizing
Our mission has begun.
SERRA and PORTOLÁ:
Hear the bells
Cheer the bells
These lovely bells gonna ring away
Hear the bells
San Diego to Monterey.
PORTOLÁ:
I love the sight of a cornfield
Furrows deep and straight
The grain is rising
So civilizing
Our mission’s taking shape.
SERRA, PORTOLÁ, and CHORUS:
Hear the bells
Ding dong
Those lovely bells gonna ring away
Ding dong
San Diego to Monterey
Ding dong
These lovely bells gonna ring away
Ding dong
San Diego to Monterey.
(This concludes the first one-third of the script.)
Additional Comments and Reviews:
"My fourth graders performed this play last year, and it was a
huge success.
I loved that it coincided chapter by chapter with our history text. The
kids
were so excited to learn the next song, but I would tell them we needed
to
learn about it first so they would eagerly dig right in! Catchy songs,
clever
lyrics (the adults were cracking up). Highly recommended!"
---Dawn Smith, Teacher (4th grade), Pachappa Elementary, Riverside, CA
"It is unbelievable to me how much the kids have learned from this
one play. During a recent field trip to our local mission they had tons
of infomration from their play that connected to the mission. The same
when whe we read Island of the Blue Dolphins, they kept making connections
to the play. Their little neurons have been firing and they had fun doing
it. I am really enthusiastic about this and can't wait to do my play next
year."
---Eliana Johnson, Teacher (4th grade), Old Adobe Elementary, Petaluma,
CA
"I just love California Missions. I will be doing it annually.
Keep up the
good work. Thank you for your assistance with education. Of course,
now I'll be singing 'Sugar Cubes' until we begin our next musical!"
---Lance Poldberg, Teacher (4th grade), Butterfield Elementary, Lake
Elsinore, CA
"State standards covered...good songs and lyrics. Parents loved
it.
Humorous!"
---Vince Rosato, Teacher (4th grade), Searles Elementary, San Learnardo,
CA
"I emailed you many months ago after my fourth graders completed
California Missions . . . and More. I just had to email one more time
when, on the LAST day of school, the kids got out the CD to the play
and put it on to sing along. Each one came up and did their song from
the play and everyone sang along. This was completely spontaneous and
joyful. What a great end to our year!"
---Eliana Johnson, Teacher (4th grade), Old Adobe Elementary, Petaluma,
CA
"My colleagues and I thoroughly enjoyed teaching California history
through the performance of California Missions—and More. The
rehearsals helped reinforce student knowledge of the curriculum and it
was an experience they’ll never forget!"
---Kristy DuBray, Teacher (4th grade), Maeola R. Beitzel Elementary,
Sacramento, CA
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