Sally Sassafrass
Bill O'Rights
John Hancock
Samuel Huntington
Ben Franklin
Alexander Hamilton
Big State Delegates
Little State Delegates
John Adams
Thomas Jefferson
George Washington
John Jay
Samuel Adams
Messengers
Benedict Arnold
James Monroe
James Madison
George Mason
Paris Hilton
Two Anoynymous Founding Fathers
John Marshall
Supreme Court Justices
and a CHORUS comprised of all students who are not       
 playing roles on stage at the time.

(Entire CLASS faces audience and sings:)

Song 1

CLASS:
We the people of the United States,                             
in order to form a more perfect union,
establish justice, insure domestic tranquility,
provide for the common defense,
promote the general welfare,
and secure the blessings of liberty
to ourselves and our posterity,
do ordain and establish this Constitution
for the United States
    PART of CLASS (echoes):  For the United States
for the United States
    PART of CLASS (echoes):  For the United States
for the United States of America.

We the people of the United States,
in order to form a more perfect union,
establish justice, insure domestic tranquility,
provide for the common defense,
promote the general welfare,
and secure the blessings of liberty
to ourselves and our posterity,
do ordain and establish this Constitution
for the United States
    PART of CLASS (echoes):
        For the United States
CLASS:  
For the United States
    PART of CLASS (echoes):
        For the United States
CLASS:  
For the United States of America
of America
of America.
    (SALLY, the HOST, enters and addresses the audience)

SALLY:  Welcome to the hit reality show, Revivor. I'm your host, Sally 
Sassafrass.  This year, we have our most challenging venue yet: Revivor: 
Philadelphia. The contestants are the actual writers and framers of the 
Constitution, duking it out to be the last Founding Father standing.Here to 
go over the rules is my co-host, Bill O'Rights. Bill?

BILL (already half-way across the stage):
Thank you. This year, we've conjured up the Founding Fathers so we 
can witnessthe birth of our nation. You know, Sally, I witnessed the birth 
of my son, and it
wasn't pretty. 

SALLY (embarrassed):  Why don't you go on with the rules, Bill?

BILL:  I mean, all that yelling and screaming. It was horrible. The doctors 
told me I would have to be quiet or leave the room.

SALLY:  The birth of the NATION, Bill?

BILL:  Oh, yeah, right. Through a magical process referred to by
 scientists as (waves his arm majestically)"a magical process" we've 
revived the creators of the Constitution.Each week we'll be following 
these Revivors as they explain how theycontributed to the making of the 
Constitution. At the end of each episode, the one individual judged to 
have been the least important will be sent backinto the bleak, pathless 
oblivion of history.
(cheery)
Is this gonna be fun or what?

SALLY: Let's get started.
(looking to side of stage)
Here are John Hancock and Samuel Huntington, leaders of the 
ConfederationCongress in the mid-1780s.
    (HANCOCK and HUNTINGTON enter)
They're worried they will be held accountable for the Articles of
Confederation, the first governing document of the country. It was in 
effectbefore the Constitution, and it had some major problems.
    (SALLY and BILL exit)

HUNTINGTON:  I tell you right now, John, I have no intention of being
 the scapegoat here. 

HANCOCK:  Nor do I, Sam. I didn't scrawl my name all over the
 Declaration of Independence just to be the first person voted off 
the island.

HUNTINGTON:  The island?

HANCOCK:  I was speaking metaphorically.

HUNTINGTON:  No one can hold us responsible for the weakness of 
 the Articles of Confederation. They've done their job getting the colonies
 successfully through the Revolutionary War.

HANCOCK:  And for 6 years they've given the 13 states some sort of
national government. 

HUNTINGTON:  But we all know the problems:  No strong central
 government; no executive branch; no way to raise money; no federal 
court system; no way to control state legislatures.

HANCOCK:  But it's not our fault! Maybe we can get the other 
Founders to vote out Ben Franklin. He's 80 years old, out playing with 
his kite in thunderstorms. 

HUNTINGTON:  Franklin's crafty---don't underestimate him. I think 
our best shot is to admit the Articles aren't working and hope we find 
an immunity idol. 

Song 2

HUNTINGTON:                                           
Well I don't want to be too bleak
But congress, folks, is sad and weak
And all of the laws we pass are just a waste of ink

HANCOCK:
We have no way to enforce our acts
We canšt raise troops and we can't tax
The articles of confederation really stink.

HUNTINGTON and HANCOCK:
This won't do
This won't do
This won't do
Thirteen states without glue
Time we tried 
Something new
The articles of confederation just won't do.

We ask each state to pay its share
But we got zilch from Delaware
And Georgia sent peaches with a note that just said no*    

Each state is king so bold and brash
Now every state prints its own cash
The articles of confederation gotta go.

HUNTINGTON, HANCOCK, CHORUS:
This won't do
This won't do
This won't do
Thirteen states without glue
Time we tried 
Something new
The articles of confederation just won't do.
Just won't do
Just won't do.

(THEY exit. ALEXANDER HAMILTON enters, walking
 across stage reading a document. When HE gets about half-way
 across the stage, BEN FRANKLIN enters, trying to catch up with
 HAMILTON. FRANKLIN is a bit slow-footed.)

FRANKLIN:  Alex! Alexander Hamilton, slow down a minute!

HAMILTON:  Ben Franklin! Just the person I wanted to see. Have you
 heard the news? 

FRANKLIN:  What news? Hancock is scheming against me, isn't he? 
I knew it!

HAMILTON:  I don't know about Hancock. But I do have news.

FRANKLIN:  Have they finally named a state for me?

HAMILTON:  No, not that.

FRANKLIN:  A city, then? Congress could at least name a city after me.

HAMILTON:  No, Ben, I'm sorry. They're leaning towards Washington.

FRANKLIN:  Washington? For a city?

HAMILTON:  And maybe a state, too.

FRANKLIN:  BOTH? What about me?

HAMILTON:  Well, they've named a stove after you.

FRANKLIN:  A stove? A STOVE?

HAMILTON:  It was either that or a new species of squirrel.  
 But I've got bigger news. 
      (waving the paper in his hand; with excitement)
Congress has accepted my proposal to hold a convention.

FRANKLIN:  For a new constitution? That's fantastic!

HAMILTON:  Well, yes and no. It's not supposed to be for 
 writing a new Constitution. See, Congress has agreed to allow 
 us to organize a convention in Philadelphia next May...
         (reads from paper)
. ..for the sole and express purpose of revising the Articles of
Confederation.  They're calling it a "federal" convention.

FRANKLIN:  That's ridiculous! We need to throw out the Articles 
 and start over. We need a CONSITUTIONAL convention.

HAMILTON:  I know, I know. So here's my plan. We need to 
 form an alliance.

FRANKLIN:  Yes, an alliance! Against Hancock! We'll vote him off. 
 Him and that quill.

HAMILTON:  Sure, Ben. But first I've got something else in mind. 
 We gather all the best thinkers in the country, pretend we're going 
 to make a few slight changes to the Articles, and then, BLAMMO, 
 we turn it into a brand new constitutional convention.

FRANKLIN:  But that would be dishonest. "Honesty is the best policy," 
I always say. 

HAMILTON:  They almost named a squirrel after you, Ben.

FRANKLIN (thinks for a moment, then):  Good point. Let's write 
 us a Constitution! 

Song 3

FRANKLIN and HAMILTON:
Congress was very explicit                    
Told us what we could do
It is not busted
So just adjust it
A fresh coat of paint ought to do.
Congress wants just a revision
A fix-it up job here and there
We're on a budget
So just retouch it
It doesn't need that much repair.

We said "We concur"
We told them "For sure"
But we think the patient is dead
We are not tinkers
We are great thinkers
So wešve go our own plan instead...

We're gonna write us a constitution
Gonna start anew from scratch
Toss out the old that's the real solution
There is nothing left to patch.

We're gonna write us a constitution
Gonna have ourselves some fun
We're gonna have a great institution
When this whole shebang is done!

Wešve got Washington, Madison, and Hamilton too
Gonna party here all summer long
And though Benjamin Franklin is at least 81
That ol' sucker is still going strong.

FRANKLIN, HAMILTON, and CHORUS:
We're gonna write us a constitution
Gonna start anew from scratch
Toss out the old that's the real solution
There is nothing left to patch.

Wešre gonna write us a constitution
Gonna have ourselves some fun
Wešre gonna have a great institution
When this whole shebang is done!
Done! Done!
    (THEY exit. SALLY and BILL enter)

SALLY:  Hello again. It's time we met some more of our Revivor:
 Philadelphia competitors.    

BILL:  There are more?

SALLY:  All 13 states sent representatives to Philadelphia. Except
Rhode Island. 

BILL:  What's with that?

SALLY:  Rhode Island refused to send any delegates.

BILL:  I've always been suspicious about Rhode Island.

SALLY:  Don't worry about it.

BILL:  I mean, it's not even an island.

SALLY:  Bill...

BILL:  Or a road! It's completely misleading tourists.

SALLY:  Let it go, Bill. The other state legislatures elected 74 delegates.

BILL:  74! How many Founding Fathers does one country need?

SALLY:  Only 55 attended the meetings in Philadelphia.

BILL: That's still a pretty big pack of patriots. And wešve revived
 them all? They aren't all going to get torches for tribal council, are they?
 The Pennsylvania State House will go up in a ball of flame.

SALLY:  Independence Hall, as it is now known, will be just fine. By
 the end of the summer of 1787 only 39 signed the Constitution. And 
 one of them will be the winner of Revivor: Philadelphia.

BILL:  I hope it's no one from Rhode Island.

SALLY (trying to escort BILL off stage):  Let's go, Bill. Here come
 some more competitors right now.

BILL:  (shouting towards audience) And Rhode Island? You're fired!

SALLY:  Wrong show, Bill.  

     (THEY exit. FOUR DELEGATES enter. TWO represent Big
      States; TWO represent Small States.)

BIG STATE#1:  We should win this Revivor thing easy! We solved the
 biggest problem of the convention.

LITTLE STATE #1:  Too much starch in our wigs?

BIG STATE #2:  No! How to make sure both the big states and little
 states could feel they had a say in a strong national government.

LITTLE STATE #2:  I thought you Big States would never give us a
 congress with an equal number of representatives for each state.

BIG STATE #1:  And you Little States weren't exactly thrilled at a
 congress that gave representatives according to population.

LITTLE STATE #1:  We were awesome!
    (pause)
Uh, how'd we solve it?

BIG STATE #2:  Weren't you there when we came up with the 
 two-house compromise?

LITTLE STATE #1:  Well, yeah. But I couldn't hear anything.

LITTLE STATE #2:  Why not?

LITTLE STATE #1:  I had too much starch in my wig.

Song 4

LARGE STATES:    Small states all they did was shout         

SMALL STATES:    We just wanted our share but the
                                 Big states tried to squeeze us out

LARGE STATES:      That would only be fair!

ALL FOUR     (pointing at each other):

They said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
It drove me out of my mind
They said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I never thought we would find

The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise.

Then we came up with a scheme
Congress split into two houses
Neither one of them supreme
One each for me and you!

House of Representatives
It gave the big states a break
Then we made a Senate too
It got the small states to make

The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise.

     (BIG STATES and SMALL STATES do the Congressional
      Dance. Basically, they can run around in delight and then        
      shake hands. )

LARGE STATES, SMALL STATES, CHORUS:

The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise
The Great Compromise.

(This concludes the first one- third of the script.)

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